contains one bottle each:

2023 Sex Picnic, Pét-Nat Sparkling Rosé, California
Crack open a bottle, and you’re not only sipping a killer wine – you’re diving headfirst into a rebellious, and unconventional experience with each swig. Take a big whiff first and you’ll be engulfed with killer cantaloupe and honeydew melon notes with a balanced presence of salinity. Once this baby hits your tongue the show really kicks off: fine and effervescent carbonation, hints of ripe strawberries, rosewater and lychee with a clean and long-lasting finish that’ll have you thrashing like Sid Vicious or Joe Strummer.

2023 Arcade Summer, Skin-Contact White Wine, Solano County
Sporting a hue of orange you could only find in the '70s, this "orange" wine lives up to the billing. On the nose, soak up a sexy mix of floral and tropical aromas. Once you get this wine in your mouth, you'll know exactly what we meant by the term crushable. Explosive, juicy waves of tangerine, peach, nectarine, and citrus delight your tongue and a brisk acidity keeps things zesty and refreshing. The skin contact also brings a sexy tannic grip and depth, but we promise this thing is smoooooooth and satisfying. It really fingers our flippers.

2022 Money Talks, Red Wine, California
No solo act, this wine is a full crew – a seven-grape blend so fly it'd make Jada jealous. We got the smooth talker Montepulciano, the OG Merlot, the boss man Cabernet Sauvignon, plus a sprinkle of Zinfandel for that West Coast bounce. Petit Verdot keeps it tight, Sangiovese adds a touch of Italian swagger, and Cabernet Franc throws in some French finesse. This ain't a crew beefin', it's a harmony that'll have you saying "Cash Money!" The first sip hits with rich berry notes and a hint of dark chocolate – that's the money comin' in. Let it linger, and silky tannins roll in, smooth as a fresh fade. Hints of spice and cedar keep things interesting, like a dope beat with a surprise sample.